Short's Brew 'Thirst Mutilator' Lemon Lime Sparkling Hop Water, Michigan
Short's Brew 'Thirst Mutilator' Lemon Lime Sparkling Hop Water, Michigan
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Thirst Mutilator Lemon Lime is a non-alcoholic, sparkling hop water crafted in collaboration between Short’s Brewing and Grammy Award-winning bluegrass artist Billy Strings. Designed to quench thirst and fuel creativity, this beverage combines the crisp, zesty flavors of lemon and lime with the subtle complexity of hops. With zero alcohol, carbs, calories, or sugar, Thirst Mutilator is an invigorating, guilt-free choice for those looking for a refreshing alternative.
Product Details
- Type: Non-Alcoholic Sparkling Hop Water
- Flavor Profile: Lemon and Lime
- Alcohol Content: 0.0% ABV
- Calories: 0
- Carbs: 0
- Sugar Content: 0 g
- Certifications: Vegan-Friendly
Sensory Description
Thirst Mutilator opens with bright aromas of freshly zested lemon and lime, supported by a subtle herbal hoppiness. On the palate, crisp citrus notes dominate, offering a refreshing burst of tartness balanced by delicate carbonation. The hop presence lends a gentle earthiness to the finish, creating a vibrant, sparkling drink perfect for hydrating through long sets or relaxing moments.
Producer's Background
Short’s Brewing Company began in 2004 in Bellaire, Michigan, when founder Joe Short opened a pub in a renovated hardware store. What started as a small-town craft brewery has grown into one of Michigan’s largest and most innovative breweries, known for creative, flavor-forward beverages and a commitment to its community. From brewing unconventional beers to supporting local development projects, Short’s embodies the “Power of Smallness” philosophy. Thirst Mutilator showcases their passion for collaboration and community, and this partnership with Billy Strings is a celebration of their shared love for creativity, authenticity, and connection.
Serving Suggestions
Serve chilled at 38–42°F to enhance its citrusy sparkle. Thirst Mutilator is ideal for hot summer days, concert tailgates, or as a hydrating option during active outings. Pair it with light snacks like tortilla chips and guacamole, fruit salads, or grilled fish for a bright and refreshing flavor combination. Its collaboration with Billy Strings makes it an excellent choice for bluegrass festivals, jam sessions, or simply enjoying great music and great company.

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